[Day 37 of the 300 Day War]

Locates work! If you think High Sec mercs have a life...well, we don't. We have on average 20-40 active wardecs at any given time, and yes, we have everyone of them on watch lists. So when a war target logs on, especially one that has been seen flying shiny ships, you can rest assure that a locate is running.

Yesterday, it seemed like there was a sale running on T3s. They were everywhere. Another alliance was moving them, when we scattered them. We then picked them off one by one. I think we killed 3 in a span of a few minutes. During this time, one of our locates comes back for a member of our Derp Alliance. Everyone needs some loving, so we send out an alt to see if he was active.

What did we find? That's right, another T3.

11 jumps later, we landed on him. He was dead the moment we jumped into system. I'm not proud to say it, but we may have blobbed him just a little. The mission rats didn't help matters. The amount of EWAR in the form of damps, ecm, webs, scrams, etc, may have even caused damage to his hull. Again, I say, I'm not proud of this kill, but it was funny at the time!

To his credit, he fought back the best he could. And for that, I raise my "cafe con leche" to you bro!

The Pursuit of Happiness has destroyed 35 ships totaling 4.0 B without losing a single ship.